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You Have Won The Cold War. ... [your] Underappreciated Valor [helped] Topple The Berlin Wall, And Bring Down Dictators The World Over. ... For The Past Four Decades The World Behind The Iron Curtain ... Looked To Americans For Hope, And America Looked To You To Get The Job Done. Today, The Free World Says Thank You.

The Brooklyn Dodgers Had A No Hitter Last Night.

If Lincoln Had An Affair With A Slave Woman, It Would Be An Outrage, But When Clinton Does It With One Of His Staff, Everyone Is Okay With It.

I Don't Know How Many People Run For Vice President And President And Lose Both.

The Difference Between Possible And Impossible Is Hard Work And Commitment.