Posterity Is The Patriotic Name

And Keep A Sense Of Humor. It Doesn't Mean You Have To Tell Jokes. If You Can't Think Of Anything Else, When You're My Age, Take Off Your Clothes And Walk In Front Of A Mirror. I Guarantee You'll Get A Laugh.

The Four Stages Of Man Are Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence, And Obsolescence.

A Preacher Was Operated On For A Hernia. As This Was About The Time Of The First World War He Was Given Ether. As He Was Coming Out Of The Anesthetic A Fire Broke Out In The Building Next Door. As The Flames Began To Show Through The Hospital Windows The Nurse Pulled The Shades Down. She Didn't Want The Preacher To Think His Operation Had Been A Failure.

A Finished Product Is One That Has Already Seen Its Better Days.

Kids Do Say The Darndest Things