Posterity Shall Know Of Me

I Am, In Point Of Fact, A Particularly Haughty And Exclusive Person, Of Pre-adamite Ancestral Descent. You Will Understand This When I Tell You That I Can Trace My Ancestry Back To A Protoplasmal Primordial Atomic Globule.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General

The Happiest Hour A Sailor Sees Is When He's Down At An Inland Town, With His Nancy On His Knees, Yo Ho! And His Arm Around Her Waist!

I Always Voted At My Party's Call, And I Never Thought Of Thinking For Myself At All.

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.