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I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

One Of The Greatest Victories You Can Gain Over Someone Is To Beat Him At Politeness.

It's Not So Hard To Get Rich As It Is To Know When You Have Gotten Rich.

If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.