President Eisenhower Has Given Up

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

To Give You An Idea Of How Fast We Travelled - We Left With Two Rabbits And When We Arrived We Still Had Only Two.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.