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No Person Who Can Read Is Ever Successful At Cleaning Out An Attic.

Some Women Have The Best Husbands. Others Make The Best Of The Husbands They Have.

One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced. Think Of Your Three Closest Friends; If They Seem Ok, Then You're The One.

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

Rose-colored Glasses Are Never Made In Bifocals. Nobody Wants To Read The Small Print In Dreams.