Puns Are The Highest Form

In A Good Marriage Each Is The Others Better Half.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

I Am To Provide The Public With Beneficial Shocks.

There Are Several Differences Between A Footballl Game And A Revolution. For One Thing, A Football Game Usually Lasts Longer And The Participants Wear Uniforms. Also There Are More Injuries At A Football Game.

One Must Never Set Up A Murder. They Must Happen Unexpectedly, As In Life.