Quit Worrying About Your Health.

There's So Much Pollution In The Air Now That If It Weren't For Our Lungs There'd Be No Place To Put It All.

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

If You Can Laugh Together, You Can Work Together.

Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

It Always Seems To Someone Outside The Business That It Is Very Difficult To Write For A Comedy Show Because It Must Be Done Quickly. Actually, It Is Much Easier To Write This Humor Than To Do A Joke Or A Show From Scratch, Because The Audience Knows The Plot. Just Mention What Is Going On And Then Deliver The Punch Line.