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Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book. . . . I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.