Racism. It's Ugly. Even In

I Like Television. I Still Believe That Television Is The Most Powerful Form Of Communication On Earth - I Just Hate What Is Being Done With It.

Butter Typically Melts Around, You Know, 90 Fahrenheit, As Opposed To About 20 Degrees Higher For Lard. So What That Means Is That When You're Working With It, The Lard Is Going To Stay More Solid, Which Is Great For Flakiness.

I Keep The "thundercats" Thermos Safely In The Kitchen.

If You Really Love Stuffing, Wait Until The Turkey Comes Out Of The Oven, Add Some Of The Pan Drippings To The Stuffing, And Bake It In A Dish. That's Called Dressing, And That's Not Evil - Stuffing Is, Though.

The Turkey - My Number One Thing That People Don't Get Is Take That Sucker Out Of The Refrigerator About Three Hours Before You Plan On Cooking It.