Read The Bible; It Is

People Trust Me. I Sell Sincerity.

Sometimes God Gives Instructions That Go Against Conventional Wisdom, Such As Treating People Kindly When They're Hateful. Who Really Wants To Do That? Instructions Like That May Not Always Make Sense, So That's Why I Need To Trust And Obey The One Who Inspired Them.

A Jack Russell Terrier? My God. He'll Burn You Up. They Never Stop. A German Shepherd, You Can Only Go So Many Miles.

I'm The World Heavyweight Champion. I Consider Myself A Citizen Of The Whole World.

George Foreman. A Miracle. A Mystery To Myself. Who Am I? The Mirror Says Back. The George You Was Always Meant To Be. Wasn't Always Like That. Used To Look In The Mirror And Cried A River.