Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What

They Say In Every Library There Is A Single Book That Can Answer The Question That Burns Like A Fire In The Mind.

The Last Time I Saw You I Was Trying To Throw Thumbtacks Into Your Cradle!

For Beatrice, I Cherished, You Perished, The World's Been Nightmarished.

There Is Only Laughing Across The Land As The Car Moves You Along, On Your Way Someplace With Love In The Car.

Instead Of The Word 'love' There Was An Enormous Heart, A Symbol Sometimes Used By People Who Have Trouble Figuring Out The Difference Between Words And Shapes.