Reader, If You Are Gifted

New Year's Day Is Every Man's Birthday.

I Have Been Trying All My Life To Like Scotchmen, And Am Obliged To Desist From The Experiment In Despair.

In Every Thing That Relates To Science, I Am A Whole Encyclopaedia Behind The Rest Of The World.

I'd Like To Grow Very Old As Slowly As Possible.

How I Like To Be Liked, And What I Do To Be Liked!