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When People Aren't Having Any Fun, They Seldom Produce Good Work. Kill The Grimness With Laughter. Encourage Exuberance. Get Rid Of Sad Dogs That Spread Gloom.

A Lot Of Today's Campaigns Are Based On Optimum Positioning But Are Totally Ineffective - Because They Are Dull, Or Badly Constructed, Or Ineptly Written. If Nobody Reads Your Advertisement Or Looks At Your Commercial, It Doesn't Do You Much Good To Have The Right Positioning.

I Admire People With Gentle Manners Who Treat Other People As Human Beings.

It Has Been Found That The Less An Advertisement Looks Like An Advertisement And The More It Looks Like An Editorial, The More Readers Stop, Look, And Read.

I Never Tell One Client That I Cannot Attend His Sales Convention Because I Have A Previous Engagement With Another Client; Successful Polygamy Depends Upon Pretending To Each Spouse That She Is The Only Pebble On Your Beach.