Reality Is The Only Obstacle

My Natural Instinct After Doing Something Shameful Is Not To Rush Into The Street Boasting About It But To Put On Dark Glasses And Head For The Next County, Hoping Nobody Notices I've Been In The Neighborhood.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

New York Is The Only City In The World Where You Can Get Run Down On The Sidewalk By A Pedestrian.

Is Fuel Efficiency Really What We Need Most Desperately? I Say That What We Really Need Is A Car That Can Be Shot When It Breaks Down.

When It Comes To Cars, Only Two Varieties Of People Are Possible - Cowards And Fools.