Reason Often Makes Mistakes, But

The Time To Pray Is Not When We Are In A Tight Spot But Just As Soon As We Get Out Of It.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Occasions Are Rare; And Those, Who Know How To Seize Upon Them, Are Rarer.

It's Not Ignorance Does So Much Damage; It's Knowin' So Derned Much That Ain't So.

Seneca Devoted Much Of His Time To Writing Essays In Praise Of Poverty, And In Lending Money At Usurious Rates.