Refuse Any Image That Could

Salvador Dalí Seduced Many Ladies, Particularly American Ladies, But These Seductions Usually Consisted Of Stripping Them Naked In His Apartment, Frying A Couple Of Eggs, Putting Them On The Woman's Shoulders And, Without A Word, Showing Them The Door.

Thank God I'm An Atheist.

If Alcohol Is Queen, Then Tobacco Is Her Consort. It's A Fond Companion For All Occasions, A Loyal Friend Through Fair Weather And Foul.

Tobacco And Alcohol, Delicious Fathers Of Abiding Friendships And Fertile Reveries.

Age Is Something That Doesn't Matter Unless You're A Cheese