Religion Cruelly Exploits Our Need

A Woman Told Me Her Child Was Autistic, And I Thought She Said Artistic. So I Said, 'oh Great. I'd Like To See Some Of The Things He's Done.

I Say If You're Going To Go For The Angel Bullshit You Might As Well Go For The Zombie Package As Well.

Jesus Was A Cross-dresser.

And This Should Go Without Saying. That's Why I'm Going To Say It: Drinking And Driving Don't Mix. Do Your Drinking Early In The Morning And Get It Out Of The Way. Then Go Driving While The Visibility Is Still Good.

The Future Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past.