Religion Has What Is Easily

An Entertainer Is Someone Who Pleases Others, And An Artist Tries To Please Himself. An Artist Is On A Journey: They Don't Know Where They're Going, What Is Going To Happen, But They Know They Are Not There Yet, And There Is Some Continuity And Growth. I Think Of Myself As An Entertainer: I'm A Performing Entertainer, I'm A Stand-up Comic. But There's An Artist At Work Here, Too. One Who Interprets His World Through His Own Filter.

Professional Soldiers Are People Who Die For A Living.

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

Here's All You Have To Know About Men And Women: Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid. And The Main Reason Women Are Crazy Is That Men Are Stupid.

People Say Life Begins At Conception, I Say Life Began About A Billion Years Ago And It's A Continuous Process.