Remember The Good Old Days

All I Ask Is That You Tip Your Waiters And Waitresses. We Have To Turn This Situation Around.

The Supreme Court Has Ruled That Anybody Can Be Strip-searched For Any Kind Of Arrest. That's Something To Think About The Next Time You Bring 12 Items Into A 10-item-or-less Lane.

The Big Question Now Is Who Will Take Power In Afghanistan Once The Taliban Is Defeated. I Was Thinking, How About Al Gore? He's Not Doing Anything, He Needs A Job, And He's Already Got The Beard.

You Know What You Call The Two Winners Of That $580 Million Powerball Lottery? ... Former Democrats

If You're A Gunfighter, You Like To Die In The Street.