Reproach Is Infinite, And Knows

And Bear Unmov'd The Wrongs Of Base Mankind, The Last, And Hardest, Conquest Of The Mind.

Youth Is Quick In Feeling But Weak In Judgement.

I Can't Even Say The Word 'titmouse' Without Giggling Like A Schoolgirl.

Ah, Good Ol’ Trustworthy Beer. My Love For You Will Never Die.

Goddess-nurse Of The Young, Give Ear To My Prayer, And Grant That This Woman May Reject The Love-embraces Of Youth And Dote On Grey-haired Old Men Whose Powers Are Dulled, But Whose Hearts Still Desire.