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Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.
-George Carlin
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Results Like These [state Of
George Carlin
Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.
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