Retirement Is A One-way Trip

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

A Quiet Well-behaved Boy Is Likely To Be Both Frightened And Ambitious.

Old Men Feel A Slightly Reluctant Affection For One Another.

If Suffering Brought Wisdom, The Dentist's Office Would Be Full Of Luminous Ideas.

Looking Backward At What Has Been Lost, I Feel Sad, Then Indifferent, And At Last Relieved.