Revenge Is A Dish That

A Friend Should Always Underestimate Your Virtues And An Enemy Overestimate Your Faults

I Find The Only Thing That Really Stands Up, Better Than Gambling, Better Than Booze, Better Than Women, Is Reading.

I Want To Tell You A Story. I Have No Other Vanity.

Great Men Are Not Born Great, They Grow Great . . .

Love Is Like The Little Red Toy Wagon You Get For Your Christmas Or Your Sixth Birthday. It Makes You Deliriously Happy And You Just Can't Leave It Alone. But Sooner Or Later The Wheels Come Off. Then You Leave It In A Corner And Forget It. Falling In Love Is Great. Being In Love Is A Disaster