[reviewing A Production Of Uncle

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

I Had, Out Of My Sixty Teachers, A Scant Half Dozen Who Couldn't Have Been Supplanted By Phonographs.

The Beggar Is The Only Person In The Universe Not Obliged To Study Appearance.

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

Work Is The Greatest Thing In The World, So We Should Always Save Some Of It For Tomorrow.