Rick Perry Unveiled His New

Rick Perry Was Philosophical About (his Election Losses). He Said, 'last Week Was Iowa. Yesterday Was New Hampshire. ' He Said At Least It's Giving Him A Chance To Learn The Names Of All The States.

You Know Who Must Be Very Secure In Their Masculinity? Male Ladybugs.

Did You Hear About The Dog That Was So High-strung, He Developed A Nervous Tick?

There Are Reports On The News Tonight That Members Of The Taliban Feel Persecuted And Fear Their Own Safety. So Now They Know What It Is Like To Feel Like A Woman In Their Country.

President Bush Got A Little Upset With A Reporter For Calling Him 'sir' Instead Of 'mr. President.' Man, How Upset Is He Going To Be After The Election When They Start Calling Him George Again?