Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.

I Am Stuck In The Dream Of An Album That Sells Well Not Because Of Marketing, But Because People Like The Songs.

I Think I'm A Realist. Which People Who Don't Like Me Consider To Be Pessimism. It Isn't Pessimism At All. If I Was A Pessimist I Wouldn't Get Up, I Wouldn't Shave, I Wouldn't Watch Batman At 7:30 A.m. Pessimists Just Don't Do That Sort Of Thing.

The Sorrow Of The Ira Brighton Bombing Is That Thatcher Escaped Unscathed.

Sometimes I Wish I Was Just A Simple Drunkard.

It's Always Nice To Receive A Compliment.