Rock & Roll Is Not

Music Videos Are Like Girlfriends. I'm Constantly Amazed On What Other People Doing

Somebody Asked Me The Question Not Too Long Ago: 'dave, Do You Think The Music Business Has Turned Corrupt.' I Said: 'absolutely Not - It Has Always Been Corrupt.'

When You Can Spell Subpoena Without Thinking About It, That's When You Know You've Made It.

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.