Rules Equal Boredom, And I

In Tv, Film, And Music There's A Lot Of Snobbery, And I Don't Like It. I've Never Been A Cultural Snob.

One Thing I've Learnt Is You Should Never Fight It. They're Natural Emotions And When You Try And Bottle Everything Up, That's What Can Make You Depressed. Luckily I Have Fantastic Memories [about My Parents] And They Really Help.

It Was Like Orderin A Hamburger And Getting Only The Buns

I Met Someone The Other Night Who's 28 Years Old, And He Hasn't Worked A Day Since He Left College Because He's Pursuing A Dream He'll Never, Ever Realize: He Thinks He's A Great Singer. Actually, He's Crap.

Britain's Got Talent, Enormous Talent, That's Very Obvious.