50s Cheesecake Meets Eskimo Fake

The More Relaxed You Can Get, The Better You'll Do

Half The Time I Don't Even Think About It, I Just Throw Something On Because I'm So Late Or So Busy.

When People Ask, Do You Like Children? I Always Say, I Like Some Children, Yes. Some Children I Don't Like.

What If Woody Allen Called Me And Said, I'm Working On This Movie And There's A Really Divine Role For You. We Want Exactly You! It Would Be Such A Fantasy. Forget It! My Idol, Woody Allen!

I'm All About Exuberance. We Only Have One Short Life To Live, And We Shouldn't Waste It Being Tasteful.