Sarah Palin Is Latina. Pay-leen.

I'm Not Afraid To Take On Somebody Or Say Something That Somebody Will Find Offensive Because Unfortunately In Comedy, You Can't Say Anything Really Good Without Offending Somebody.

[there's] A Joke That I've Done Forever: 'nowadays They Say That The Largest Majority Of People Will Be Latino And You'll Tell Scary Stories To Your Grandkids: "a Long Time Ago When I Was Growing Up, There Used To Be People Who Were White," And The Kid Says, "really?" And You Say, "yeah, Like The Man Who Cuts Our Grass."' I've Had That Line Forever And I Love It.

The Average Late-night Viewer Is In Their Mid-50s And The Average Viewer Of Tbs Is In Their 30s And Is Largely African-american And Hispanic, Already, Before I Even Get There.

Life Is Moments Going By, But If You Don't Grab Them, They're Gone. For A Long Time, The Only Moments That Were Available Were Bad Ones. So Now I Make Sure To Grab The Good Ones.

Shows Should Just Be Able To Be Shows Without Hyphenating Their Lead Characters.