Sarah Palin Made Her Debut

I Cannot Sing, Dance Or Act; What Else Would I Be But A Talk Show Host.

The Senator Got So Tired On The Campaign Trail That He Started Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

Our Guest Tonight Is Michelle Obama, First Lady Of The United States. She's Here To Announce Her Run For President.

You're Not Really Drinking Coffee Unless You Drink It Black, Don't You Think? Oh, No? You Like To Monkey With It?

Bill Clinton Has A Brand New Book Coming Out In A Few Months And The Democrats Are Worried That The Clinton Book Might Upstage The Kerry Campaign. I'm Thinking, Hell, Day-old Meat Loaf Could Upstage That Campaign.