Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon

I Think Provincialism Is An Endemic Characteristic With Mankind, I Think Everybody Everywhere Is Provincial, But It Is Particularly Striking With Texans, And We Tend To Be Very Texcentric.

I Often Plagiarize From Myself. I Like To Think Of This As Ecological Journalism: I Recycle.

Sit Up, Join Up, Get On Line, Get In Touch, Find Out Who's Raising Hell And Join Them. No Use Waiting On A Bunch Of Wussy Politicians.

Michael Jackson Was A Poor Black Boy Who Grew Up To Be A Rich White Woman

It's Like, Duh. Just When You Thought There Wasn't A Dime's Worth Of Difference Between The Two Parties, The Republicans Go And Prove You're Wrong.