Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time.

Every Tribe Needs A Good Front Man To Sell The Program. Who Better To Convince The Middle East To Give Up The Oil, Than A Brown Man With A Muslim Name?

The Reason I'm In This Business, I Assume All Performers Are -- It's Look At Me, Ma! It's Acceptance, You Know -- Look At Me, Ma, Look At Me, Ma, Look At Me, Ma. And If Your Mother Watches, You'll Show Off Till You're Exhausted; But If Your Mother Goes, Ptshew!

I'm Sure That Half The Buzz From Smoking Grass Was The Fact That It Was So Illegal.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

The 'what Should Be' Never Did Exist, But People Keep Trying To Live Up To It. There Is No 'what Should Be,' There Is Only What Is.