Satire Is What Closes On

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

The Kind Of Doctor I Want Is One Who When He's Not Examining Me Is Home Studying Medicine.

God Finally Caught His Eye.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

When I Was Born I Owed Twelve Dollars.