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I Play A Lot Of Sports. I'm Not Real Good At Any Of Them. I'm Above Adequate.

Workers Insist That They Are Not Disgruntled. They Are Very Gruntled.

I Like To Stuff Myself At Thanksgiving, Not Turkeys.

It's Tough Getting Older. You Start Falling Apart, You Know? My Gums Are Starting To Recede Now. You Can't Tell Tonight, Though, 'cause I Comb Them Forward.

I Think The Education System Is Great Just The Way It Is. There's Kids In My Neighborhood In Los Angeles, Seven Years Old, That Can Already Speak Fluent Spanish.