Science Can Explain The Universe

It Often Happens That I Have An Idea, But Then I Try To Fill In The Intermediate Steps And Find They Don't Work, So I Have To Give It Up.

Hang In There, Retirement Is Only Thirty Years Away!

To My Mathematical Brain, The Numbers Alone Make Thinking About Aliens Perfectly Rational.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

Time Travel Was Once Considered Scientific Heresy, And I Used To Avoid Talking About It For Fear Of Being Labelled A 'crank.'