Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis

Some People Are Widely Read. I'm Thinly Read.

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!

I Want To Be A Taxidermist! I Wanna Fill Animals With Sand. I Wanna Get More Sand Into An Animal Than Anybody Has Ever Bloody Got In One. I Wanna Fill A Rat With The Entire Gobi Desert, So It’s Really Quite Tight.

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.

If You Get Too Well-known In Comedy, I Do Believe It Blocks People From Taking You In Drama.