Sean Penn's Really The Only

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

We're The Guys Who, If Someone Says You Really Shouldn't Do An Episode Making Fun Of Scientologists, We Say, 'whatever.' Someone Says, 'they Might Come Try To Burn Your House Down,' We Say, 'we'll Just Get Another One.'

Something Is Cool Until Everyone Thinks It's Cool.

So We're Considering Doing A New Christmas Album, Because There's Been Christmas Episodes Since Then, And Maybe Finally Do The Version Of 'the Most Offensive Song Ever' With Lyrics Intact.

The Story Of Jesus Makes No Sense To Me. God Sent His Only Son. Why Could God Only Have One Son And Why Would He Have To Die? It's Just Bad Writing, Really. And It's Really Terrible In About The Second Act.