Seize The Moment. Remember All

I Got To Thinking One Day About All Those Women On The Titanic Who Passed Up Dessert At Dinner That Fateful Night.

My Mother Won't Admit It, But I've Always Been A Disappointment To Her. Deep Down Inside, She'll Never Forgive Herself For Giving Birth To A Daughter Who Refuses To Launder Aluminium Foil And Use It Over Again.

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?