Self-analysis Always Cheats.

I Feel That I Have Something Significant To Say, But I Cannot Think What It Is.

I Criticize Myself Ruthlessly, But Never Mention The Faults Of Which I Am Truly Ashamed.

I Do Not Regret The Folly Of My Youth, But The Timidity.

Reading About Ethics Is About As Likely To Improve One's Behavior As Reading About Sports Is To Make One Into An Athlete.

Unlike Art And Sex, Money Always Arouses Interest.