Self-parody Is The First Portent

I Never Met A Soul In This World As Normal As Me.

True Maturity Is Only Reached When A Man Realizes He Has Become A Father Figure To His Girlfriends' Boyfriend - And He Accepts It

Self-parody Is The First Portent Of Age.

If You Wait, All That Happens Is That You Get Older.

Americans' Lack Of Passion For History Is Well Known. History May Not Quite Be Bunk, As Henry Ford Suggested, But There's No Denying That, As A People, We Sustain A Passionate Concentration On The Present And The Future.