Self-pity Is The Simplest Luxury.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

Many Lesbians Were So Far In The Closet They Were In Danger Of Being Mistaken For Garment Bags.

Virginia Woolf Said That Writers Must Be Androgynous. I'll Go A Step Further. You Must Be Bisexual.

[a Pariah Is] Something Like A Martyr With More Suffering And Less Class.

The Human Animal Varies From Class To Class, Culture To Culture. In One Way We Are Consistent: We Are Irrational.