Self-righteous Victims Invite Extra Nails.

Make The Expectations Lively Enough, And Action Will Follow.

People Are Reluctant To Cite Boredom As Grounds For Divorce.

Dieting Is Our Last Tie With Asceticism.

When Appearance And Reality Coincide, Philosophy And Literary Criticism Find Themselves With Nothing To Say.

Yawns Are Hard To Refute.