Send Me Money, Send Me

One Time We Saw Some Hookers But When We Got Closer We Realized It Was Motley Crue.

I'd Like To Have A Beer-holder On My Guitar Like They Have On Boats.

You Want To Hear Vocals? Go Sing It.

Authority Pisses Me Off. I Think Everyone Should Be Able To Drink And Get Loud Whenever They Want.

Any Time Somebody Is Into Your Band That's A Good Thing. And If They're In A Really Cool, Really Popular Band, That's A Better Thing.