Sex Is The Universal Language

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.