Sex Makes You Get Real.

I'm Sure You Agree That Animals Should Not Be Abused - Whether They're Cats Or Dogs Or Chickens - And That Stopping This Abuse Should Be Your Number One Priority.

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.

It's Easy To Take The Shortcut And Use Animal Skins. But I Think Animal Skins Look Tired. They're Not Very Innovative. They're Old-fashioned. And Great Fashion Should Be Something New.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

What's Going On Outside? It Was Really Nice - All The Fans Out There With Big Signs.