She Was So Fat That

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!