She Was So Fat That

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

I Don't Get No Respect