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When Humor Go's, There Go's Civilization.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

My Son Did Not Show Signs Of A Money Deficiency Until He Opened His Small Fist In The Nursery And Found It Was Empty.

Most Women Put Off Entertaining Until The Kids Are Grown.

Everyone Is Guilty At One Time Or Another Of Throwing Out Questions That Beg To Be Ignored, But Mothers Seem To Have A Market On The Supply. "do You Want A Spanking Or Do You Want To Go To Bed?" Don't You Want To Save Some Of The Pizza For Your Brother?" Wasn't There Any Change?